While sitting , lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it.
Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand.

What does a job-hunting-Southbeaching-mother-of-three do all day...?

1. Wake up and get out of bed - that's a biggie when there's no job to get to and the kids get themselves out the door!

2. make breakfast - this morning was 7 grain oatmeal with blueberries and coffee

3. shower, dress, makeup - all that girly crap

4. find something to rearrange - one mustn't have idle hands

5. exercise - I've heard it's good for my health, but I always discover muscles in the strangest places... like my armpits - did you know there are muscles in there??

6. Play a little online roleplaying - have to exercise my dark elf too - I don't want her to get flabby or out of practice

7. have lunch with hubby - today we went to this great little restaurant called Iris's - they make the best chicken and brocolli casserole I've ever had - I'm going to try and recreate it on Friday.

8. drink lots of water and tea - another supposedly healthy thing to do but makes me pee a lot!

9. wash a load of laundry or two - I hate folding laundry - it usually end up in a pile next to the bed - much like the dishes, once it reaches an intolerable level I fold and hang everything - wrinkles are fashionable, right?

10. child shaped demons come home from school - harrass them about homework and chores.

11. watch a couple of movies - lately whatever is on HBO

12. find something to rearrange again - I have to keep moving things so everyone asks me where to find things - it's how I maintain my title of "One Who Knows Where All Things Are"

13. Alphabetize the movies for the umpteenth time - there is some mysterious gremlin that keeps mixing the Y movies up with the L movies - that drives me crazy - surely I'm not alone here...

14. hubby comes home - kiss, hug, how are you, I'm fine, jump up for a piggy back ride - I jump up of course, he's bigger than me and I'm just a delicate flower after all...

15. Bathtime battles - someday my children will care that they are dirty and their breath smells - at least I hope so...

16. I almost forgot dinner - it's an informal affair at our house, usually accompanied by barbaric grunting and food throwing

17. go to the grocery store for something... anything to get out of the house

18. Check email 4 or 5 times

19. cross-stitch in jammies - one of the best things in the world is soft cotton jammies over leather panties

It's not an exciting life, but I really can't complain. I have a roof over my head, food on the table, and a loving family. I am blessed.

Greetings to whoever is reading ~

Here a few things about me. I'm not much of a writer so I'll just make a list. Lists are my specialty, after all. Hee!

In no particular order...

* I'm a thirty-something mother of three
* Married for 13 years to a wonderful man
* Recently moved to Washington state from Central California
* Like to read - novels mostly, but sometimes I get the urge to read something that expands my mind
* When people meet me, they think I'm a nice church-mom - little do they know...
* I'm a horrible housekeeper - I generally wait for the dishes to get 3 feet high before getting disgusted and wash them
* I'm job hunting - have been for about a month and a half - I hate it
* I'm Generally positive, but this job hunt is testing it!!
* I like to watch porn with my husband - I think he likes it too!
* My favorite holidays are Halloween and Christmas. Halloween because I love to dress up and scare the little kids! NO not really... it's all about the costumes and candy. Christmas because I LOVE the lights and cheery decorations!
* I Love fairies and dragons!
* I play EQ - shhh - it's my dirty secret
* My favorite drink is Long Island Iced tea
* I watch a lot of movies - action, comedy, thriller, indie, romance, foreign, you name it - chances are I'll sit through it at least once - Netflix rocks!
* I collect music boxes
* I love to sing - I used to be pretty damn good too
* Dancing! I take particular joy in anything that involves hip wiggling - I have a secret fantasy of being an exotic dancer... Did I just say that out loud?
* Sometimes, I really enjoy coming up with creative curse words while driving... my favorite to date is "bastard fuckhead" - some people really shouldn't be driving, you know??
* My favorite cartoons are Spongebob Squarepants and Fairly Oddparents
* I have 2 sisters, 1 sister-in-law, 3 nieces and 3 nephews
* Happy Bunny is funny
* My favorite flowers are Lilies
* I'm on the South Beach diet - Phase 1 Day 3 - I lost 70 lbs last year and stalled 30 lbs shy of my goal. I've got kickin' curves right now, but I want to be skinny for a while!
* I have a tendency toward vanity... it's a good thing I don't believe in sin!!

That's all I can think of at the moment - I don't want to start repeating myself.

Cheers!
Miss Ann